Thanks for taking the time to get to know me a little better!

Here's a little info that'll help lubricate our coming meetings.


An impossible knot-- how do I hold space for new people while keeping myself and my network safe? I mitigate risk by being tested for COVID-19 regularly, receiving CDC-recommended vaccinations and regular boosters, and wearing KN95 masks in every public place, which I limit to short outings for necessities or hikes in low-populated areas.

I screen every new friend for safety and compatibility – absolutely no exceptions for in-person or video meetings. If you are not willing to screen, please do not waste your time or mine.



I require 24 hours' notice for video or phone meetings, and for in-person rendez-vous with established clients. I require at least 48 hours' notice for new clients for verification. 


In order to guarantee our time together, I require 50% of our total agreement prior to all in-person interactions, and full payment for all online services before engagement. I accept a variety of discrete electronic payments, please inquire.


I get it – life happens and sometimes you can't follow through. However, I respect your time, so please do the same by giving notice if you need to cancel.

If you cancel within 4 hours of our appointment with good reason, your deposit will be used for our next session. If you no-call-no-show, that's 100% of your deposit lost and you should prepare to pay the full amount of our time canceled plus our future date in full before I'll allow you to book with me again. Consider it asshole tax.


Mutual respect and pleasure are incredibly important to both you and I. Let's agree now to both meet freshly showered and clean, hands washed and teeth brushed, or to do so immediately upon meeting. You're more than welcome to enjoy a cocktail or glass of wine on our date, but please do not arrive drunk or become inebriated during our session or I will turn you away. You are to wear a mask if we are meeting in a public setting. If you show up without a mask, I will give you a reasonable opportunity to procure or make one, but if you choose to remain unmasked in public, the session is over and any deposit given to me is forfeit and donated to a worthy cause.

Please introduce yourself and include your screening information in your first message to me! The more quickly you do, the more comfortable we'll be!


For many reasons, you will find absolutely no reviews of me online, and I prefer for it to stay that way. While I have no doubts that the friends I've made along the way would be happy to gush everything positive and affirming regarding their time with me, I have made a conscious decision to maintain a no-review policy. Despite their supposed usefulness for determining compatibility, they are inherently unreliable methods to verify the accuracy of a companion's photos and the information on their site. I also take serious issue with how review sites are run and the lack of autonomy and equity in the review process. They contribute actively to a culture of denigration and overt objectification of women and companions alike. I am photo verified on Eros, Slixa, and Tryst, and, while I hate social media, am hoping to be active enough on Twitter and Instagram to prove that I'm a real person, living a real life, and really look like my pictures, if not better, in person.