Thanks for taking the time to get to know me a little better!

Here's a little info that'll help lubricate our coming meetings.



An impossible knot-- how do I continue holding hands with strangers while keeping everyone safe? I'm hoping to mitigate any potential spreading of COVID-19 by taking specific precautions, and ask that you do the same. Presently, I'm being tested for COVID-19 regularly and wear a KF94 mask in every public place, which I limit to short outings for necessity only or hikes in low-populated areas. I wash my hands and use hand sanitizer regularly. I ask that you at least take the same precautions. 


I'm so excited to meet you! I require, at absolute minimum, 24 hours to process screening information for new clients. Verification is mandatory to secure a meeting with me!

I screen every new friend for safety and compatibility – absolutely no exceptions for in-person or video meetings, sorry! If you are not willing to screen, please do not waste your time or mine.

I am willing and able to meet during my waking hours, which vary but can be arranged with advanced notice. While I occasionally can be available on short notice for pre-screened clients or while on tour, please don't count on it. I prefer 24 hours notice for video chats and phone chatting. I require at least 24 hours notice for and in-person rendez-vous, especially for those of whom I'm only just meeting, so that I can review screening information and otherwise prepare for our meeting.


In order to guarantee our time together, I require 50% of our total agreement prior to all in-person interactions, and full payment for all online services before engagement. I accept a variety of discrete electronic payments, please inquire.


I get it – life happens and sometimes you can't follow through. However, I respect your time, so please do the same by giving notice if you need to cancel.

If you cancel within 4 hours of our appointment with good reason, your deposit will used for our next session. However, if you no call-no show, that's 100% of your deposit lost and you should prepare to pay the full amount of our time cancelled plus our future date in full before I'll allow you to book with me again. Consider it asshole tax.


Mutual respect and pleasure are incredibly important to both you and I. Let's agree now to both meet freshly showered and clean, hands washed and teeth brushed, or to do so immediately upon meeting. You're more than welcome to enjoy a cocktail or glass of wine on our date, but please do not arrive drunk or become inebriated during our session or I will turn you away. You are to wear a mask if we are meeting in a public setting. If you show up without a mask, I will give you a reasonable opportunity to procure or make one, but if you choose to remain unmasked in public, the session is over and any deposit give to me is forfeit and donated to a worthy cause.

Please introduce yourself and include your screening information in your first message to me! The more quickly you do, the more comfortable we'll be!


For many reasons, you will find absolutely no reviews of me online, and I prefer for it to stay that way. While I have no doubts that the friends I've made along the way would be happy to gush everything positive and affirming regarding their time with me, I have made a conscious decision to maintain a no-review policy. Despite their supposed usefulness for determining compatibility, they are inherently unreliable methods to verify the accuracy of a companion's photos and the information on their site. I also take serious issue with how review sites are run and the lack of autonomy and equity in the review process. They contribute actively to a culture of denigration and overt objectification of women and companions alike. I am photo verified on Eros, Slixa, and Tryst, and, while I hate social media, am hoping to be active enough on Twitter and Instagram to prove that I'm a real person, living a real life, and really look like my pictures, if not better, in person.


I fully understand concerns you may have about revealing your identity and personal information. I am an established and experienced companion, and I take both my privacy and yours with the utmost seriousness. I have gone through great lengths to develop security measures for both parties to maintain our mutual privacy. I value my reputation and our mutual needs for discretion and privacy. I have never and will never expose anyone's identity or any personal information, as I would hope would never happen to me. I am a firm believer in the golden rule, and I expect that you are, too. I am open to NDAs, and am happy to discuss signing one with you, should you be so worried about privacy.