ETIQUETTE
Thanks for taking the time to get to know me a little better!
Here's a little info that'll help lubricate our coming meetings.
NEW CLIENTS
Nice to meet you! I typically require at least 12-24 hours to process screening information for new clients. Screening is mandatory to secure a meeting with me!
SCREENING
I screen every new friend for safety and compatibility – absolutely no exceptions for in-person or video meetings, sorry! If you are not willing to screen, please do not waste your time or mine.
Deposits
I require full payment up front for any and all services at this time to guarantee our time together. I accept a variety of discrete electronic payments.
CANCELLATION POLICY
I get it – life happens and sometimes you can't follow through. However, I respect your time, so please do the same by giving notice if you need to cancel.
If you cancel within 4 hours of our appointment, your deposit will used for our next session. However, if you No Call/No Show, that's 100% of your deposit lost. It's mine. Consider it asshole tax.
DONATIONS
Presently, I will only be accepting digital currency. I take a variety of discrete electronic payments, please inquire.
YOU & ME
Mutual respect and pleasure are incredibly important to both you and me. Let's agree now to both meet freshly showered and clean, hands washed and teeth brushed. You're more than welcome to enjoy a cocktail or glass of wine on our date, but please do not arrive drunk or become inebriated during our session or I will turn you away. You are to wear a mask if we are meeting in a public setting. If you show up without a mask, I will give you a reasonable opportunity to procure or make one, but if you choose to remain unmasked in public, the session is over and any deposit give to me is forfeit and donated to a worthy cause.
Do not send emails or texts containing explicit, coded language or requesting sexual acts, as I will end our conversation immediately. Please do not contact me and ask me questions that are clearly answered on my website or inappropriate (e.g. "What are your rates?"). Please introduce yourself and include your screening information in your first message to me! It makes everything so much easier and more pleasant!
GIFTS
Aww, gee, for me? Gifts are always a wonderful way to express your appreciation! Although I adore gifts and those that send them, they are always an unexpected surprise. If you'd like to bring or send me a little token of your affection, here are some of my favorite things. Feel free to surprise me with something you think I would love, too!
Donate to a worthy cause
SWOP Behind Bars
Native American Aid
HIPS
American Indian Education Fund
Survivors Against SESTA
Zeus' Place
WEARABLES
Clothing : Reformation / DÔEN / Need Supply / FarFetch
Lingerie : Bully Boy Lingerie / Agent Provocateur / Ysé / Studio Pia
Stockings & Socks : Wolford
Shoes : This insanely amazing pair of boots in size 7.5
Perfume: Jo Malone Red Roses / Diptyque
Jewelry: Plutonia Blue / Gallery Byzantium / Any ancient Greek, Byzantine, or Art Deco-inspired jewelry
MY SIZES
My measurements are 34/25/36, but below is an easy sizing guide!
34B Bra
Size Medium Panties (US 4)
Dress Size US 2, S (usually in Petite, I'm really short at 5' even!)
Shoe Size 7, 7 W (or 7.5 for particularly narrow shoes), European 38
Ring Sizes: 1, 2.5, 3, 4.5, 5, 7.5, 8, 8.5
OTHER THINGS I LOVE
Exotic Plants
Fresh Flowers
Art
Art Supplies
Weird Books
Local Paid Lessons (I'm interested in horseback riding and sailing, presently!)
Curious Oddities
Travel Gift Cards
PLEASE SEND LOVE LETTERs AND GIFTS TO:
Vector Royale
201 Saint Charles Ave Ste 114-405
New Orleans, LA 70170