Thanks for taking the time to get to know me a little better!

Here's a little info that'll help lubricate our coming meetings.


Nice to meet you! I typically require at least 24 hours to process screening information for new clients. Screening is mandatory to secure a meeting with me!

I screen every new friend for safety and compatibility – absolutely no exceptions for in-person or video meetings, sorry! If you are not willing to screen, please do not waste your time or mine.


In order to guarantee our time together, I require 50% of our total agreement prior to all in-person interactions, and full payment for all online services. I accept a variety of discrete electronic payments, please inquire.


I get it – life happens and sometimes you can't follow through. However, I respect your time, so please do the same by giving notice if you need to cancel.

If you cancel within 4 hours of our appointment, your deposit will used for our next session. However, if you No Call/No Show, that's 100% of your deposit lost. It's mine. Consider it asshole tax.


Mutual respect and pleasure are incredibly important to both you and me. Let's agree now to both meet freshly showered and clean, hands washed and teeth brushed, or to do so immediately upon meeting. You're more than welcome to enjoy a cocktail or glass of wine on our date, but please do not arrive drunk or become inebriated during our session or I will turn you away. You are to wear a mask if we are meeting in a public setting. If you show up without a mask, I will give you a reasonable opportunity to procure or make one, but if you choose to remain unmasked in public, the session is over and any deposit give to me is forfeit and donated to a worthy cause.

Do not send emails or texts containing explicit, coded language or requesting sexual acts, as I will end our conversation immediately. Please do not contact me and ask me questions that are clearly answered on my website or inappropriate (e.g. "What are your rates?"). Please introduce yourself and include your screening information in your first message to me! It makes everything so much easier and more pleasant!


Aww, gee, for me? Gifts are always a wonderful way to express your appreciation! Although I adore gifts and those that send them, they are always an unexpected surprise. If you'd like to bring or send me a little token of your affection, here are some of my favorite things. Feel free to surprise me with something you think I would love, too! 

Donate to a worthy cause
SWOP Behind Bars
Survivors Against SESTA
Native American Aid
American Indian Education Fund
Black Girls Code

The Okra Project
COVID-19 Survival Fund for the People of King County

WEARABLEs Wishlist

Clothing : Second-hand Rabbit Fur Coat / Fleur du Mal Silk Dress / DÔEN 

Lingerie : Bully Boy Lingerie / Ysé / Studio Pia

Stockings & Socks : Wolford
Shoes : These magic shoes in size 38

Perfume: Quartier Latin by MEMO / Thin Wild Mercury Sample Set / Not A Perfume / Ôponé Eau de Parfum by Diptyque
Jewelry: Plutonia Blue Earrings   / Plutonia Blue Belt / Plutonia Blue Choker / Plutonia Blue Ring in Opal / Madonnna Oriente Earrings / Madonnna Oriente Earrings


My measurements are 34/25/38, but below is an easy sizing guide!

30DD or 32D Bra
Size Medium Panties (US 4)
Dress Size US 2, S (usually in Petite!)
Shoe Size 7, 7 W (or 7.5 for particularly narrow shoes), European 38

Ring Sizes: 1, 2.5, 3, 4.5, 5, 7.5, 8, 8.5


Exotic Tea
Fresh Flowers
Camping Gear

Art Supplies
Rare Occult Books
Local Paid Lessons (I'm interested in herbalism, horseback riding, and sailing, presently!)

Curious Oddities 
Olympus Spa Massage Gift Card - Seattle

Penelope And The Beauty Bar - Seattle

Amazon Wishlist


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