Thanks for taking the time to get to know me a little better!
Here's a little info that'll help lubricate our coming meetings.
I typically require at least 24 hours to process screening information for new clients. Screening is mandatory to secure a meeting with me!
I screen every new friend for safety and compatibility – absolutely no exceptions, sorry! If you are not willing to screen, please do not waste your time or mine.
For appointments with new clients, those have have a tumultuous schedule, extended appointments, or requests for bookings 7+ days from original inquiry, I require a 25% deposit to guarantee our time together. I also require a 100 Short Notice Fee (200 while touring) for those requesting a meeting with less than 12 hours notice. I accept a variety of discrete electronic payments.
I get it – life happens and sometimes you can't follow through. However, I respect your time, so please do the same by giving +24hr notice if you need to cancel.
If you cancel before 24 hours of our appointment, your deposit will be returned immediately, but a re-booking fee of 25% of the original booked total will be required to schedule with me again (and will be applied to your appointment). If you cancel within 4 hours of our appointment, your deposit is forfeit and you will be required to send me a deposit of 50% of the original booked total to see me again.
If you No Call/No Show, that's 100% of the original booked total to schedule with me again-- this will not be applied to our next meeting. Consider it asshole tax.
Considerations should be put in an unsealed envelope and placed somewhere in sight upon first meeting. If we meet in public, I prefer that my consideration be presented in a book, card, or gift bag for discretion. Considerations should always be given at the beginning of our meeting.
YOU & ME
Mutual respect and pleasure are incredibly important to both you and me. Let's agree now to both meet freshly showered and clean, hands washed and teeth brushed. You're more than welcome to enjoy a cocktail or glass of wine on our date, but please do not arrive drunk or become inebriated during our session or I will turn you away.
Also, do not bring illegal drugs to our meetings! I will end the session immediately if you do. Do not send emails or texts containing explicit, coded language or requesting sexual acts, as I will end our conversation immediately. Please do not contact me and ask me questions that are clearly answered on my website or inappropriate (e.g. "What are your rates?"). Please introduce yourself and include your screening information in your first message to me! It makes everything so much easier and more pleasant!
Aww, gee, for me? Gifts are always a wonderful way to express your appreciation! Although I adore gifts and those that send them, they are always an unexpected surprise. If you'd like to bring or send me a little token of your affection, here are some of my favorite things. Feel free to surprise me with something you think I would love, too!
Donate to a worthy cause
SWOP Behind Bars
Survivors Against SESTA
Size Medium Panties (US 4)
Dress Size US 2, S
Shoe Size 7, 7 W (or 7.5 for particularly narrow shoes), European 38
OTHER THINGS I LOVE
Local Paid Lessons (I'm interested in horseback riding and sailing, presently!)
Travel Gift Cards
PLEASE SEND LOVE LETTERs AND GIFTS TO:
201 Saint Charles Ave Ste 114-405
New Orleans, LA 70170